criminalcrazy:

So my brother has this fork (he’s 2 so it’s acceptable).
And my cousin pulled it out the drawer and started laughing. I asked her what was wrong and after she composed herself she held it up and said,

“It’s a chewdriver!”

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard over a piece of crockery.

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youthfolly:

if you are what you eat im going to eat a victoria’s secret model

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lem-ni-scate:

dreamingofthestreet:

found this gem in my sister’s old yearbook omg

is everyone just glossing over the fact that your sister went to school with josh freaking peck

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